1.Stolen meats has its own special taste, its always sweeter than the ones offered freely... sense no go kill me... 😂😂

2. The kind of long eye lashes some girls be fixing these days ehnn.. I'm certain if they should blink really fast they will start flying... 😂😂😂😂

3. When you ask an Ibadan babe for her phone number, you will hear "sero hate sero, sis hate sis tiri, hate sefun noi-noi ; das my hen ti hen nober"😎😎😎

4. Some girls can make a doctor forget what he studied in school, which one is "I'm having chest pain all over my body? "

5. No condition is permanent. Even a new Generator that sounds like Simi will one day sound like Terry G... 😁😁